Sitting in my big fat couch that aint worth a damn. Recently I went to a website called MMORPG.com, I go there from time to time and read up on the forums like any other normal fanboi of mmo's. Though the real fan boi would rather die of starvation and blue balls before attempting to close out the game. Ah yes the fanboi of MMORPG.com is a tricky thing to deal with. Here's a list of things that would qualify you as a fanboi for game X.
1.) Go to MMORPG.com daily, maybe even weekly.
2.) Read every forum post made within the past five hours.
3.) In those posts look for any inconsistancy that would put the poster at fault, give you the opportunity to defend w/e game you are currently fan boi'ing.
4.) Claim in that post you made that you have extensive experience in following the development of the MMO, but when accused of being a fanboi decline to assumption and say you only follow the development out of pure boredom.
5.) Hype up your game before it "Launches", but when the launch fails be sure to point out that there is no such thing as a perfect launch.
6.) After you realize that the MMO was misleading you find the next upcoming MMO and start back at step 3.
I have been a fanboi of the fanboi's for a while now. Its hilarious to watch them move from game to game and turn from trolls to fanboi's and then to troll's again. Its like back in middle school when you saw some kid that had a big backpack and you called him gay. Then when he offered you his lunch he all of a sudden became super gay, he even checked out your ass back there at the lunch line. Damn sorry got off track I was thinking of hot asians. Anyway the point is that not everybody needs to be a fanboi of a game, but you can be a fanboi of the fanboi's.
Oh yea dont forget you need to write a "review" (aka essay to parents about wasted money) when your game fails like a hunter without tranq shot at MC. Example: Exibit A
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