Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The List

If you have played many games and just start wearin gamer t-shirts and sporting some really neato pocket protectors and start slingin around that you are a gamer then you are a poseur my friend! So to help you not be backhanded for being a poseur in the future and prevent you from glamorizing retarded "omg meltfaces pokemon League" MLG I have compiled a list of games that you are REQUIRED to play in order to consider yourself a full fledged gamer. The age of the game does NOT matter, it is a simple foundation that shows you how games have evolved and copied each other millions of times.

Required Games:
1.) All Zelda console games.
2.) Zelda for the Phat grey GameBoy.
3.) Contra 1&2
4.) Metal Slug
5.) All Doom games for PC & the N64 version.
6.) Duke Nukem games for PC & PS
7.) Final Fantasy 1,5,7, & 8
8.) Legacy of Kain series.
9.) Tomb Raider 1 for PS
10.) Counter Strike
11.) Diablo 1,2, expo
12.) Starcraft & expo's
13.) Warcraft 2 & 3 + expo
14.) Morrowind
15.) House of the Dead
16.) Clock Tower
17.) Silent Hill 2
18.) Street Fighter 2 for SNES and NOT 360
19.) Mortal Kombat 2
20.) Killer Instinct Gold
21.) Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2
22.) Halo 1 & 2 storyline mode
23.) Fable
24.) Enclave
25.) Atleast half of the Dynasty Warrior games.
26.) Civilization 1
27.) Thief for Xbox
28.) Halflife 2
29.) Team Fortress 1

If you have played each and every one of these games for atleast a 12 hour period then you deserve some recognition for it. Dont sell this badge to any korean farmers k guy?

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