WoW Horde Easy No Bullsh*t Leveling Guide (1-36)

I figured I would make a leveling guide for the internets because there obviously isnt enough free ones out there that make any sense at all. So I am going to make it as dummy proof as possible.

First of all your going to have to meet these requirements to be able to use the guide properly.

• You have the +10% xp Shoulder's
• Assuming this is an alt, he is twinked somewhat awesomelike.
• Assuming this is an alt, he has full rested xp 50% of the time.
• A buddy to run you through instances to get top of the line blues for your level, KEEP UP WITH THE TWINKING.

If you are undead or tauren move your happy ass to the locations that I say anyways, it will take a whole 5~10 min depending on how disabled you are. If you just mailed your shoulders to your alt this would be a good chance to pick them up at a mailbox. See I'm constructive!! :D

PART I Level's 1-6

1. Get your ass into Durotar at the Valley of Trials (right name? oh well newb grounds u know what I mean) If you are already there then whoop whoop you earn the troll & orc award.
2. Kill do the starting quests at the little hole in the wall BUT when you are in transit TO or FROM the quest location kill EVERY-T-H-I-N-G in your path. If you want to be a high level killing machine you have to start somewhere right?
3. I want you to name your shoulderpad's, because until level 20~ this is the only puss... i mean shoulderpads that you will get!
4. Give or take 15 min depending if your disabled or not you should be level 6. PROCEDE TO PART II.

PART II Level's 6-15

1. If you probably couldnt tell because of these shoulder's +10% xp and rested xp if your a bum and cant level for 15 min doing quests is pretty much pointless because they give squat at this point (6-15 DONT BE A NAZI).
2. Head to the troll village SE (SOOOUUUTTHHH EEAASSSTTT, WALK OUT AND BAM LITTLE TRAIL TO THE RIGHT) and get every single quest you can see on the little sorry excuse for a fantasy RPG radar holy crap horde technology is the bomb we got radar .. MAGIC RADAR.
3. After you are done collecting the quests go back up the little dirt road you came from (you should have really dug the ditch you pathetic excuse for an alt your LEVEL 6 WTF). Head to razor hill to the North (NNNOOOORRRTTHHH, STRAIGHT UP SMALL ROAD TURNS TO BIG ROAD NO NOT BACK TO VALLEY OF TRIALS WTF UR DEAL?!).
4. At razor hill collect all the quests you can, go to the armor vendor and buy as much equipment as you can put on that would be most beneficial to you. There is a mail box RIGHT there, so if your an orc or a troll get your main to mail that damn shoulderpads quit messing around.
5. When you collect all the quests use CARBONITE not QuestTardHelper2000 to locate where you are supposed to be running toward. On the way to the nearest quest objective kill everything in your path, if you get pumped up enough you can scream at the top of your lungs the name of that alliance character in stranglethorn that made you a sh*t stain on the neon green grass on your main character.
6. Do this till every single quest that you had is complete (that is within your level range, dont be a dumbass) repeat this process till you completed every quest in razor hill and at the ghetto rigged troll village. By this time you should be around 15~16 you have achieved nubness level 2, feel free to trash talk any person that is currently leveling in durotar because you are a higher level with them and.. and... SHOULDERPADS oh yea. Continue on to PART III.

PART III Level's 15-24

1. March your butt to the Crossroads in the Barrens, this is a reaaaallll nubville as you know. Grab everyquest1 that you can and then head down to Camp Tampjammero (SOOOUUTTH, u know the road look at your map gez) and grab every quest there.
2. Do the same process as you did for step 5 of part II.
3. Swing by stonetalon mountains and do some quests there at the entry point if you happen to pass by.
4. You can go to silverpine if the quests didnt get you to level 24 in the barrens, but do NOT I repeat this again do NOT go to hillsbrad or you will be stuck in a endless loop of logging onto your main and ganking hordes of nubs, trust me I have been there.. its very smexual.
5. By this time you should be around level 23~24. Proceed to PART IV.

PART IV Level's 23~24-30

1. Fall down the lift to thousand needles, you heard me commit suicide. We have no time to waste here. When you die use the ghost, who cares about repairing your Fing level 23 just do it. First run (while avoiding mobs) to the NE (NOOORRRTHH EAST, Right path) and grab everyquest1 at the camp with the goblins and cows. Now run to the horde base on the road to the SE (SSOOOU gottcha!) grab every quest there.
2. Repeat the same process as you did in step 5 of Part II, but when you get to the large camp of centaurs just mess around and kill stuff here for a while, its easy as piss to kill and pretty decent xp. Mess around till they turn green levels.
3. After you do all the quests you can do here find your way to Arathi Highland, shoudnt be that hard considering you probably went to hillsbrad anyway without me telling you to. Because your just uber like that.
4. Kill anything you can on the way to hammerfall, grab every quest u can do do the normal process at which we do quests in this guide. By this time you should be level 30, FINAL PART V.

PART V Level 30-36

1. Fly back to undercity and buy all the greenhills pages you can that are not duplicates. I know you have the money for it.
2. Take the zep to Stranglethorn, make this place your home if you havent get every quest you can then head north and grab all those quests at the little camp where everybody usually gets ganked. Ride your level 30 mount to booty bay, get every quest there and then start the same old ass process as we used before and in not time you should be level 36. If you get stuck dont worry just head to desolace for a few. Congrats you finished this guide because I'm too lazy to type anymore.

This is the exact same guide I have done with my alts, it work 100% you get no money back because you didnt give me any. With every character I did this with I had around 1 day 5 hours played time so not too bad.